What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

I was hoping that perhaps I could roll with you...""You cannot roll with me, " said the Big O, "but perhaps you can roll by yourself.

People sometimes fail to live because they are always preparing to live.

I should still be in jail.

Effective performance is preceded by painstaking preparation

Making movies is an effort is an attempt to leave a trace of your existence.

Healthy attention is to improve what can be improved and to accept what we cannot improve.

If it wasn't for 2 Live Crew videos wouldn't look like they do and rappers wouldn't sound like they do.

Work. Home. The pub. Meeting girls. Living in the city. Life. Is that all there is?

. . . the state of things and the dispositions of men were then such, that a man could not well tell whom he might trust or whom he might fear.

But when ill indeed, Even dismissing the doctor don't always succeed.