What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

If time is standing still, then why do we allow months and years to let us kill?

A field of glory is a field for all.

Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.

The loving care of Mother Earth is in many quarters replacing the former sense of obedience to the Heavenly Father.

I never really understood what was expected of me as a man, or how I was supposed to interact with women, but worse, with other guys. I did not relate to them.

Ali’s got a left, Ali’s got a right, if he hits you once, you’re asleep for the night

Sleeping or waking, we hear not the airy footsteps of the strange things that almost happen.

All this sensory input, which begins in the brain, has its effect throughout the body.

To be rash is to be bold without shame and without skill.

Missionary zeal does not grow out of intellectual beliefs, nor out of theological arguments, but out of love.