What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.

He is a pragmatist. He is not right wing nor left wing nor any wing.

My buildings will be my legacy... they will speak for me long after I'm gone.

When you're in the heat of the moment, you need guys you can trust and who have been there for you.

To be free means to be independent, not to be influenced by what others think and say.

The world needs someone to look up to-like you. A national leader remarked, "There comes a time when we must take a stand-when we draw a line in the dust and say, 'Beyond this line, we do not go.'"

And I coached against Mike when he was an assistant with the Bears and they won that football game.

There is for many a poverty of play.

I always get a kick out of who is going to be the larger cheering section.

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.