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What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.


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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.



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I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."



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Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"



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There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.



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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?



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My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."



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A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three months!"



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There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."



A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."

A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."





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