What's the dog called?"Jason asked. "Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh." "No, I meant his entire name.

Don't let the brownies bite.

False humility is more insulting than open pride!

In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.

An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

Hard to call it a party without sardines.

That's the thing about love

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

A film that aims low should not be praised for hitting that target.

The key to our transformation is simply this: the better we know ourselves the better equipped we will be to make our choices wisely.

the discoveries don't come when you're looking for them. They come when for some reason you've let go conscious control.

Dance is communication, and so the great challenge is to speak clearly, beautifully and with inevitability.

If you see yourself as a "little sinner" you will inevitably see Jesus as a "little savior".

The Democrat Party and the media, they're just not educated. But they think they are, and they are smug and arrogant about what they don't know.

Though an angel should write, still 'tis devils must print.

The summer night is like a perfection of thought.