What's the glory in living? Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore?

Guys, you can date whomever you want, but marry a girl who can back up a trailer.

I've been looking at people and how they change with the times, and lately all I've been seeing are people throwing love away and losing their minds.

If love never lasts forever, then what's forever for?

Leave it to her to want to pet a monster.

I just like how [glasses] look on me and how they make me feel more confident. Isn’t that the point of anything we wear, anyway?

The time to hesitate is through.

I don't cook, I can't cook, and it is really abominable to see me in the kitchen. I order in takeaway food or get my friends to cook because a lot of them are very good.

Imagination is the most marvelous, miraculous, inconceivably powerful force the world has ever known.

Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed, as they are in almost every country in Europe.

Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

One of the most important things about social media is knowing when to put the phone down and experience your life.