What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.

Mercury poisoning sounds like a rich man's disease . . . like something you might get from the leather seats in your Lamborghini.

If someone mistakes your kindness for weakness, that's their fault - not yours. And it's OK to be a decent human being in this life.

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

Sometimes - this is a tough one - not everyone can handle the truth. Sometimes you have to take a beat. But if you can take that beat, and take the high road, it'll serve you in the long run.

The Dalai Lama was once asked for his favorite chant, and he said it was better not to have a favorite anything, which I think is a great thought.

Unless an entire row of people got up in the middle of a performance and left the theater in disgust, I felt as though I hadn't done my job.

I want to be radical on the inside, but not on the outside.

We all have so many different elements inside of us and we're not all one thing.

You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?"

When faced with a problem, don't keep on discussing it. Go beyond the mental barrier to resolve it.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

I can say without affectation that I belong to the Russian convict world no less than I do to Russian literature. I got my education there, and it will last forever.

I'd imagine a great date would be to go skiing. Imagine going skiing. Go ski with someone, if they can ski.

It's just what we love doing. I don't feel like we have some kind of obligation to... It's really just a natural thing.

It is better to be full of drink than full of food.

Your "use case" should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?

Don't just get through the day, get FROM the day

The communists pave the way for him (the Jew).

My mind speaks English, my heart speaks Russian, and my ear prefers French.