What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Genes come together to construct a magnificent life-form, while neurons come together to form our Illusion of Consciousness.

God doesn’t comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

Art is nothing without form.

You don't buy a Picasso because you love the frame.

I love her passionately with a morbid intensity; madly as one can only love a woman who never responds to our love with anything but an eternally uniform, eternally calm, stony smile.

It's always fun to play a bad guy because you get more to do. It's more arch. There's more energy to throw into it.

I've had a great experience with pretty much everybody I've worked with.

I have nothing to lose by standing up and following my beliefs. So I'll go to jail, so what? We have been in jail for years.

In performance, you dont always feel that sort of family bond right off the top. It sort of develops and grows over time.