What’s with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.”“I suspect I am a hooligan.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

dear kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosery is the only thing i own that i care for, its yours i'm yours C

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa.""What does it mean?""You're beautiful.

I am very confident. I look confident. I act confident. I speak in a confident way...

You will never have confidence in your prayers if you fail to be prudent with your words.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

You cannot stop. If there is a concrete wall in front of you, you have to go through it. You can never, ever give up or even think in terms of giving up.

I was born in Cuba but was made in the USA.

Government, which does not and did not grant us our rights, must not now seek to deny them by using fear as its justification.

When you look at all the miracles attributed to Jesus, they're all about change.

You really need to believe that you are on to something important.

Above the clouds the sky is always blue.

We need to do more to conserve fuel or face tougher choices such as steep price increase or even quantitative restrictions.