What's with the cute shoelace on your head?" "What this?" He flicked the end of the cord with his finger. "Yeah. Rambo called, he wants his bandana back.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Spiritual wisdom manifests regardless of the level of education

Am Anfang war Gott? It may have been true, but it was not germane.

I eventually became proud of my strikeouts, because each one represented another learning experience.

Oh thumb, I want a drink it is dark, where are the big people, when will I get there...?

Money is the alienated essence of man's work and existence; this essence dominates him and he worships it.

No [other rappers are on my level], none of them. Here, let me put it like this in the sky, there are a million stars, but when the sun appears, you see none of them. I am the sun.

The churches must realize that when they take a position on a political event that they must accept the rules of the game.

We cannot enslave others without enslaving a part of ourselves.

I lowered taxes in New York. I reduced the size of government in New York. I took a $2.4 billion deficit and turned it into a $3.2 billion surplus. And I reduced taxes over 23 times or 23 times.

Average real wages in Mexican manufacturing are lower than they were 10 years ago, if you can believe that.