What should I do? The person I really like...I told him not to play with bad people. But he won't listen. Really, what should I do?

The only thing you can trust in this world is money and your source of food.

The poorest people are not people without money, but people without memories of happier times when they're down

I believed that doing what the other person wanted was love. I did that, and for more than a thousand years I have regretted it. I don't want to repeat the same mistake.

... sometimes knowing sucked.

I think right about now we have to beware of marketed Malcolms and Martins. Real people do real things.

The adult way to run a business is to run it more like a country. They have disputes, yet they've actually been able to have huge trade with each other. They're not sending bombs at each other.

The first possibility of rural cleanliness lies in water supply.

The young people when I go to McDonald's, the Hispanic clerks will come by, 'Sheriff, can we have a picture?' over and over again. At least they want a picture with me.

I purchased excellent and beautiful horses, visited all such neighbors as I found in congenial spirits, and was as happy as happy could be.

Sometimes, in order to go forward, You must first go back.

The citizen who sees his society's democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor.

When I was young, I worked for a capitalist twelve hours a day and I was always tired. Now I work for myself twenty hours a day and I never get tired

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.