What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

Every human perfection is linked to an error which it threatens to turn into

In France, ballet is on TV ... It's on the eight-o'clock news. It's a cool thing to be a dancer.

My mom is a great cook, and family dinners were a must growing up, even if that meant eating at 10 p.m. when my dad got home from the hospital. It's where we did our family bonding.

Personally, I regard myself as an intellectual 'rebel,' kicking against the 'old colonialism-imperialism paradigm' which has landed Africa in a conundrum.

The average American watches more than four hours of television per day. What would happen if we spent more time developing our talents than watching others develop theirs?

Sometimes you need to give people something that's for them, not just something that makes you feel good giving it.

I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.

Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.

Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.