What state do you live in? Denial.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

A guru is a person who can radiate lights of wisdom to enlighten the path of life for others.

Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I really enjoy comedy, but I also still really enjoy the drama aspect. So, I don't like to narrow my possible chances out there.

What did I know best that I had not written about and Lost? What did I know about truly and care for the most?

Someone who does not write books, who thinks a lot, and who lives in unsatisfying society will usually be a good letter- writer.

An amazing thing, the human brain. Capable of understanding incredibly complex and intricate concepts. Yet at times unable to recognize the obvious and simple.

[Donald Trump] says if he wins, he'll accept the outcome. If he lose, he will not accept the outcome. That is playing by two set of rules that is not very fair.

Every year everything I have ever learned in my lifetime leads back to this: the fires and the black river of loss whose other side is salvation

It's not an 'either/or,' it's an 'and.' You can be serious and play.