What surprises me about getting older is that I remain so young.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

I was the problem and the solution.

The leading rule for a man of every calling is diligence; never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

There is much said about the wickedness of doing evil that good may come. Alas! there is such a thing as doing good that evil may come.

I think cults are probably a little less scary. To me, it's scarier that 25 people would wear robes and jump up and down and try to convert everyone to happiness than a Kool-Aid suicide.

When you are on a down swing, do not feel bad. Know the swing will change and things will get better.There are good times coming.

Reading keeps you from going ga-ga.

The Tea Party is an organic, spontaneous movement that rose up in opposition to to the Pelosi-Reid-Obama agenda.

Life is a nightmare that prevents one from sleeping.

No matter what your career aspirations are, you should begin by thinking carefully about why you are engaging in any activity and what you can expect to get out of it.

School was pretty hard for me at the beginning.