What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.

A good woman's arms round a man's neck is a lifebelt thrown out to him from heaven.

Opportunities flit by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

If there is one person I do despise more than another, it is the man who does not think exactly the same on all topics as I do.

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would.

NO, I will not accept straight edge into my life!

It is strange that only extraordinary men make the discoveries, which later appear so easy and simple.

But when it became an international hoopla where careers lived and died on whether or not you did or didn't get an Oscar, then it got out of hand.

When the situation is obscure, attack

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.

Enjoyment is an incredible energizer to the human spirit.

It was so dry in Saskatchewan during the Depression that the trees were chasing the dogs.

I thought I was going to go back to Stanford, and then I got Election. I loved being an actor.

I've always been really curious about things and slightly confused by the world, and I think someone who feels that way is in a good position to be the one asking questions.