What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit, " she yelled.

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.

He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.

Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.

I was a couple of summers past twenty but I felt there were stones under that frozen, dun earth that were younger than me.

Only yield when you must never "give up the ship " but fight on to the last "with a stiff upper lip!"

He called for military supremacy, no welfare and cultural rebirth. It was a nice speech, but it sounded a lot better in its original German.

Even the worst Bond movies, there's something to love about them.

Speed is a byproduct of good, slow practice.

I've never known a situation in my career where a terrible script turned into a movie that was out of this world or was a success.

I'm too old to do things by half

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, they make bad movie after bad movie.

They said, 'You have a blue guitar, / You do not play things as they are.' / The man replied, 'Things as they are / Are changed upon the blue guitar.'