What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Death is only frightening from the near side.

I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.

Being here? With you? I've met my subconscious, and he's not that sick.

Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.

You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.

Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.

There is no spoon.

You desire that which exceeds my humble powers, but I trust in the compassion and mercy of the All-powerful God.

Sometimes I feel like I float in and out of different personalities.

If you want to succeed, limit yourself.

Choice is a signature of our species.

Now I have no caste, no creed, I am no more what I am!

There is no such thing in the Lord's eyes as something called same-gender marriage.

A lot of people let me down... A lot of people I thought were my friends turned on me.

Like the marathon, life can sometimes be difficult, challenging and present obstacles, however if you believe in your dreams and never ever give up, things will turn out for the best.

What will you do with them?" "Redo them in charcoal, probably." "And then?" "Tack them to my bedroom wall." Bedroom wall? "Who wouldn't want to wake up to this?