What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.

To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.

We do not need magic to transform our world. We carry all of the power we need inside ourselves already.

Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other's work.

All repressive laws must be revoked, and laws introduced to protect the rights of the people.

You see, this would be a death by the imagination. And though the imagination feeds on phantoms, it needs a premise in reality to begin with. Then it can go on from there under its own power.

How difficult it is to live when one feels that the judgment of many millenniums is around one and against one.

In some ways, there's no typical day with all the shoots and travel and projects, but I do try and stop by my studio every day.

What an actor says is much, much less important than a life, so that's the great use for improvisation; you go, you find the life and then you add the words.

Your security is not your job, or your bank account, or your investments, or your spouse or your parents. Your security is your ability to connect with the cosmic power that creates all things.

I think that has a lot of dangers, as does government surveillance, which is way too high.

Virtue is that perfect good, which is the complement of a happy life; the only immortal thing that belongs to mortality.