What unlooked-for things do happen, to be sure, in a long life!

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

In a world of diminishing mystery, the unknown persists.

The living limit is not ascertained by wealth one has

There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.

Professionals never guess—they make it their business to know their business.

What is written beneath this heavy handsome book cover will count, so sayeth this cover.

I'm a big believer that as much as possible, and there's obviously political limitations, freedom of migration is a good thing.

As a boy, I used to look upon the hieroglyphics as so many wonderful pictures.

The saying that beauty is but skin deep, is but a skin-deep saying.

Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.