What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

Perhaps selling your children, your future, just happened one bad decision at a time.

Far, far below the deepest delvings of the dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things.

The left understands the media. The left wields it, and the right sits on the sidelines and complains.

There's a balance between what you want to give the world and what it needs. If you're lucky, your work is in the middle.

The best way to begin is to say: 'Balthus is a painter of whom nothing is known. And now let us have a look at the paintings'.

One of the most important lessons of childhood is discovering what you like to do.

I wish to reproduce things as they are or as they would be even if I myself did not exist.

There is life or death in words.

Sometimes the subconscious mind manifests a wisdom several steps or even years ahead of the conscious mind, and has its own way of leading us toward our destiny.

That's what it is that you rehearse - the making of music, not the playing of notes as abstractions.

The most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.