What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

The child's existence turned a plain world to riches. Her life raised up like this, the child giving point and purpose to each day, the care of him transforming her, widening and deepening her.

Barbican Yoga Cave is a oasis for stress bust

I'm busier than ever and it's led to new opportunities. But I've never worried about being rich or famous - for me, it's all about the dancing.

Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head.

Longing on a large scale makes history.

I do a lot of reading, meditating, and praying to stay as grounded as I can be in this crazy world.

In the small group then is where we shall find the inner meaning of democracy, its very heart and core.

When Donald Trump does his talking, he - he doesn't tiptoe around the thousand new rules of political correctness.

Dignity increases more easily than it begins.

What people should understand is that I adore the Labour party.