What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Out of what... a thousand?

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

Children, who once looked to their parents for leadership, now turn to their teachers for knowledge, their peers for wisdom, and their music and televisions for entertainment.

Never mock a cub

He liked the Leedses. He was sorry that he had been to the morgue. He thought the madman who visited them might have liked them too. But the madman would like them better the way they were now.

So I just went over and sat with him. Not a biggie. I wish people would stop trying to turn it into something more. He's just a kid. The weirdest-looking kid I've ever seen, yes. But just a kid.

I believe the equal rights amendment is a necessity of life for all citizens. The cabinet sometimes felt that I shouldn't be so outspoken.

The key to success is for you to make a habit throughout your life of doing the things you fear.

Faith is not the result of fuzy thinking. It is the cause of it.

Just give it everything you've got and bowl as fast as possible.

The Democrat Party loved the Soviet Union! The Democrat Party in the eighties and the seventies propped up the Soviet Union.

were you sleeping?" He chuckles. "Not by a long shot. I was just tryin' to convince myself not to make a move on you.