What we commonly call death does not destroy the body, it only causes a separation of spirit and body.

You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.

Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the house of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father.

If you have a bad thought about yourself, tell it to go to hell because that is exactly where it came from.

I have no wife whom I love so well that I would not put a javelin through her heart, and I would do it with clean hands.

He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.

He that confesseth not that Jesus has come in the flesh and sent Joseph Smith with the fullness of the Gospel to this generation, is not of God, but is anti-christ

The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy

The best remedy for anger is delay.

Pray as if all depended on God and work as if all depended upon you.

We should never permit ourselves to do anything that we are not willing to see our children do.

Hope finds its fulfillment when nurtured through faith and shared with love.

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity the most important thing in life is to know when to forgo an advantage.

Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders and each generation grows up into something harder to shock.

As President, I have no eyes but constitutional eyes; I cannot see you.

The rainbow bursts like magic on mine eyes! In hues of ancient promise there imprest.

I don't like the slasher stuff, myself, but I do like the psychological horror of Roman Polanski and that world. But, it's curious to me why people do like to be afraid.

If someone tells me, "I just wash my face with soap," we have that discussion. And a lot of men, too. Thank god Paul Scheer knows to moisturize.

People are just obsessed with other people's lives. I don't know whether it's kind of a way to escape their own, or something to follow I really couldn't tell you.

I like bold directors. I like directors that go against the norm in a way.

Is an intelligent human being likely to be much more than a large-scale manufacturer of misunderstanding?