What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to run with.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Dreams of success often get in the way of actual success.

It follows that I must accept myself for what I am before I can deliberately change it.

We remember the details of our story, we do not invent them.

North Vegas is where you go if you're a hooker turning forty and the syndicate men on the strip decide you're no longer much good for business out there with the high rollers.

I had no desire to be in the movies. All my training had been in the theater, thank God.

One often speaks without seeing, without knowing, without meaning what one says.

Your brand is formed primarily, not by what your company says about itself, but what the company does.

To be great, you must be misunderstood

An excuse becomes an obstacle in your journey to success when it is made in place of your best effort or when it is used as the object of the blame.

A lot of people dont get second chances.