What we love usually manages to get into our conversation. What is down in the well of the heart will come up in the bucket of the speech.

Christians, like snowflakes, are frail, but when they stick together they can stop traffic.

At the rate America is decaying morally, we shall have to change our national symbol from an eagle to a vulture.

The devil is not fighting religion. He´s too smart for that. He is producing a counterfeit Christianity, so much like the real one that good Christians are afraid to speak out against it.

Satan is not fighting churches; he is joining them. He does more harm by sowing tares than by pulling up wheat. He accomplishes more by imitation than by outright opposition.

It is not our business to make the message acceptable, but to make it available. We are not to see that they like it, but that they get it.

A preacher should have the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child, and the hide of a rhinoceros. His problem is how to toughen his hide without hardening his heart.

If you are a Christian, you are not a citizen of this world trying to get to heaven; you are a citizen of heaven making your way through this world.

Salt seasons, purifies, preserves. But somebody ought to remind us that salt also irritates. Real living Christianity rubs this world the wrong way.

The primary qualification for a missionary is not love for souls, as we so often hear, but love for Christ.

Salvation is a helmet, not a nightcap.

Relationship is about forgiveness and compromise. It is about balance where one person complements each other.

We can not hear or see everything, but a experience let us understanding it.

A man should be taller older heavier uglier and hoarser than his wife.

My father spent his entire early career as an illustrator for comic books: EC Comics like 'Tales from the Crypt' and 'Creepshow, ' then moving on to such magazines as 'Mad' and 'Weird Science.'

There's nothing like a love for our children. I love being a papa, and that's the truth.

If someone is in a bad mood, tickling only makes it worse.

It's now expected of me that I will defy expectation, so I really generally seem to be free to write what I want.

There is no point in launching technology before customers are ready to use it.

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

I don't know where I'd be without you here with me. Life with you makes perfect sense. You're my best friend.