What we share may be a lot like a traffic accident but we get one another. We are survivors of each other. We have been shark to one another, but also lifeboat. That counts for something.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

It is what it is because you let it be so.

There is no higher calling than service to your fellow man, and to do so through your own personal mastery of a craft is a gift enjoyed by few. Cultivate this gift, and give it away.

Water enters the dark sewer grates with no fear

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women.

I'm just dying to return to the Octagon and do the thing I most love in my life. That's what I want right now.

I can cook about two things. I can boil hot water for the only pasta I can make.

Either this is logical and true, or else the principles on which economic science is based are invalid.

You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

Alternatives, and particularly desirable alternatives, grow only on imaginary trees.

But since the affairs of men rests still incertain, Let's reason with the worst that may befall.