What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

Success shuns the man who lacks ideas.

Power should answer by action, not by speech.

I'm very involved in the writing on every level.

Women like signs of money and education - things that indicate that not only is this guy going to have some resources, but he's also willing to share them.

When you're doing a movie, you're in a vacuum, just going, "Well, that's done. Let's see what happens."

Boxing isn't just about brute strength; it's about skill and outwitting your opponent.

For each man there awaits... a particular image capable of annihilating the entire universe.

The United States contributes to peace in both by serving as a buffer between and among regional powers that, while not preparing for armed conflict, do not fully trust one another.

Madness, like small fish, runs in hosts, in vast numbers of instances.