What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Without hardships, how could we find hope?

It isn't sacrifice if you love what you're doing.

The man of wisdom is the man of years.

She began to feel like the plastic doll she had been named after, without even a hole where her mouth was supposed to be.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Imaan is of two halves; half is patience (Sabr) and half is being thankful (Shukr).

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.

He who never makes a mistake never makes anything. It's part of learning the job.

What is true by lamplight is not always true by sunlight.

I wanna die young and sell my soul, use up all your drugs and make me come.