What you farmers need to do is raise less corn and more Hell.

An organized effort is making to deceive the people. There are two great enemies of thought and progress, the aristocracy of royalty and the aristocracy of gold.

A mortgaged home, an empty stomach and a ragged back know no party. We will live to write the epitaphs of the old parties: "Died of general debility, old age, and chronic falsehoods."

Kansas had better stop raising corn and begin raising hell.

I'm in a hole because at some point I found a shovel and started digging. Maybe I should trade my shovels for ladders and start climbing.

And yonder sits a maiden, The fairest of the fair, With gold in her garment glittering, And she combs her golden hair.

The Laws Of Kingdom Of God Must Form The Basis For All Society

99 percent of all statistics only tell 49 percent of the story.

Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.

Perhaps no other book has been denounced so vigorously by those who have never read it as has the Book of Mormon.

We do all the things we can to essentially brainwash people into liking it before it actually comes out.

An aged Christian, with the snow of time upon his head, may remind us that those points of earth are whitest which are nearest to heaven.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

cooking is the most succulent of human pleasures.