Whatever it is, I'm against it.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

The greatest loss is the lost of life.

Facing the backside of the future is the only way to move forward

Denis's love for Mattia had burned itself out, like a forgotten candle in an empty room, leaving behind a ravenous discontent.

The French are useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery.

I attempt to connect with my muse and go on demon rides.

Their argument, and I think it's a correct one, is that they'll make more money from the trades and the hardcovers if nobody messes with the creative team.

My talent is getting things to work that people think are many decades in the future. I say we can make them happen now.

The United States must keep a low profile in Vietnam so we can negotiate its neutralization like we did in Laos .

True love's the gift which God has given to man alone beneath the heaven.