Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Peace is not the absence of poverty But the presence of love for beauty

There are injuries which nature cannot forgive

...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.

Every head should be cultivated.

That others grasp what I have in mind seems unessential, at least as long as they have something else in theirs.

What most people call "chaos" is actually incredibly predictable and maddeningly boring - greed, close-mindedness, warring over power.

I'm an athlete. I go out there and fight my heart out.

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital.

I think you always have to keep your eye open and take advantage of anything that may come your way.

[W]isdom consists in following Providence step by step. And you can be sure of the truth of a maxim which seems paradoxical, namely, that he who is hasty falls back in the interests of God.