Whatever you dream is you find a way to get there, even if you're not paid a lot. Do it for the love of what you do.

Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. … We're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout.

Is the president purposefully using propaganda and hyperbole to garner the American public for support?

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively.

I have liberal friends. They are misguided, they are wrong. I disagree with them. I don't want them to vote. I want them to go on vacation in November.

The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.

The only thing I believe is individual responsibility doesn't mean the government is the answer to ever fear and every problem every individual has. We are the masters of our own destiny.

I am a total loser, in every aspect of my life. I rarely go out.

It doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.

I never got a job from a poor person.

I think there's definitely billions and billions in waste, fraud and abuse. There's billions that can be generated in the economy by eliminating the bureaucracy.

Botox is as common as seagulls in Sarasota, but most of the women I know who use the dermatologist’s little helper still have full range of expression. Except squinting, of course.

There's a darkness to everyone, you just have to let it out to see the world in new eyes.

It is hypocrisy for man to make any other use of his religion, or the credit of it, than to sanctify and save his soul.

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

a car is just a moving, giant handbag! You never have actually to carry groceries, or dry cleaning, or anything! You can have five pairs of shoes with you at all times!

You can't just yell jokes at people.

Your life moves to a better place when you move at a sustainable pace

Love is a rainbow curving down from the sky, falling crystals of color, shades of warm that never die.

What you learn from others you can use to follow. What you learn for yourself you can use to lead.

And then I saw the way he looked at her... like he was a blind man, seeing the sun for the very first time.