Whatever you put aside to seek happiness, remember where you put it.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

To see the unseen, you must see through the beauty of love.

The best writers I've read possess oodles of self-doubt, yet claw their way up with each work and remain humble. Boastful ones, not so much.

If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It’s called a lobotomy.

Acting is acting, but acting is different in almost always every project, and very, very different in this context.

I live in Hollywood, but you can't make me love Hollywood. I'll never love Hollywood.

What if we just acted like everything was easy?

Americans know very little about social statistics, but I am not sure that it's important that Americans know about social statistics.

The best strategy relies upon an unlimited set of responses.

All numbers are multiples of one, all sciences converge to a common point, all wisdom comes out of one center, and the number of wisdom is one.

Now my main goal is my solo career, so I want to keep doing that.