Whatsoever thing you believe strongly, it will be turned into truth within your mind.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Don't be fretting...about me marrying. Marrying's a trouble and not marrying's a trouble and I sticks to the trouble I knows.

It’s really very difficult to understand a woman – actually it’s not she but he who is confused

I am one of a rare breed of true politicians who definitely say what they may or may not mean with absolute certainty.

Sometimes things can go right only by first going very wrong.

Besides the respect of the lives of human beings, all the animals and plants should be on the list too. That is the real humanitarianism.

The economy is not an abstraction. The economy consists of people, and it will only grow if people feel secure and are reasonably free.

A beautiful line of verse has twelve feet, and two wings.

All shall be well, and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.

My former people were not totally wrong. Love is a kind of possession. It’s a poison. And if Alex no longer loves me, I can’t bear to think that he might love somebody else.

Around your skin, I tie and untie mine.