When Anderson walks into a room, you can hear a rat pissing on cotton.

Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high.

If you're not willing to go too far, you'll never go far enough in life.

When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.

Send anyone you want, but don't send anyone you want back.

When I was young they used to call me 'The Foreman,' not because I was in charge but because I did the work of four men.

Fighting is an expression. It's a form of speech, and that's why they call it martial arts. It's an art.

Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that.

Never piss off a gangster.

Whether I want to be at practice or not, I show up every day. Whether I'm healthy or I'm sick or hurt or tired, I show up every day.

GSP is good, but don't get me wrong he better stay at 170 with the other midgetts.

Repeated words tend to become the outcomes of one's life in the course of time. So why not talk your way into success and happiness?

Do you want to flourish in the garden of life? Life's gardeners pluck the weeds and care only for the productive plants.

You were abducted by space aliens. Of course you want egg rolls.

The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn.

...there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

We have to sell the dream before we can sell the clothes

I can't please everyone. That's not in my J.D., you know, not in my job description.

My views are just about the same as Casey's.

Without dreams and phantoms man cannot exist.

Remorse is virtue's root; its fair increase is fruits of innocence and blessedness.