When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

God's grace is your inner strength.

The cinema is an invention without any future.

This season has been full of rewards. The dinners and banquets just keep on coming. It's great. We want to carry it on as long as we can.

The investor's chief problem - and even his worst enemy - is likely to be himself.

You make yourself what you are. You have control of your own destiny.

It's the safety valve of middle life, and the solace of age.

The race struggle is the primal one, and the class struggle secondary. The last dominating race is the German.

Goals are simply a way of breaking a vision into smaller, workable units.

The world makes way for the man with an idea.

I need to keep reinventing myself.