When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

I like to watch soccer, no matter what teams or players are in the field.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

The female body is something that's so beautiful. I wish women would be proud of their bodies and not diss other women for being proud of theirs.

Utopianism is probably a necessary social device for generating the superhuman efforts without which no major revolution is achieved.

Fans today don't only care about achievement, but about good looks, good public appearance and good lifestyle.

I think I've got something when I'm onscreen, but that's nothing to do with acting or talent

Bacon improved things dramatically.

Being the youngest of five, you're adored, you're fueled with confidence.

A good, all-loving god would not destroy his creations no matter how they act. He tells parents to love their children unconditionally. I say 'you first, God.'

You cannot teach an old dog new tricks