When I am gone, my love, do not look for me in the places we used to go to together. Look for me in the places we always planned to go to together.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Without music life is a journey through a desert.

Good habits were the easiest ones to break.

In thee my soul shall own combined the sister and the friend.

It doesn't matter to me if it has a surprise ending or not. I usually go for the material or the project.

I know how to find things.

Educate yourself or you'll be a nobody!

The big problem with literature is people tend to take the dialogue from the book, forgetting that everything that surrounds it is literate, therefore not knowing quite how to put that on screen.

Note too that a faithful study of the liberal arts humanizes character and permits it not to be cruel.

Find somebody else to run your business on a day-to-day basis.