When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.

I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap, or the soreness, or all the aches and pains and continue to play for a long, long time.

Imagination is not something apart and hermetic, not a way of leaving reality behind; it is a way of engaging reality.

Nowhere is wisdom more necessary than in the guidance of charitable impulses. Meaning well is only half our duty; Thinking right is the other, and equally important, half.

Photography must be integrated with the story.

The rebels did more in one night than my whole army would have done in one month.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

The language of the face is not taught by the schools; it is intuitive, and to the observant is always legible.

If you carry a weapon, war will follow you. If you carry a smile, love will knock at your door.

Sin is lack of conformity to the moral law of God, either in act, disposition, or state

We have a good team, and I think we'll have a good season this year.

Each person you interact with, is an entire universe unto themselves, a Divine Being, unspeakabley precious.

I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.

To him who knows to prosper and does it not, to him it is sin.

Idleness, indifference and irresponsibility are healthy responses to absurd work.

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.

He reflected. 'I know a lot of different kids of people; what I want is to show each of them how the others really are. You hear so many lies!

Conceit in weakest bodies works the strongest.