When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

It was tempting to take refuge in feelings of British superiority, although I disliked myself for it and hoped it didn't show.

Influence is independent of numbers. Influencing positive change in one person is still influence.

A man he seems of cheerful yesterdays And confident tomorrows.

Mom worked as a school librarian, and she felt summers were for education.

It starts with a crush, it then may turn into love, and hopefully will end up as soulmates.

... see well how it often befalls that to rise to the topmost degree would make it seem that the abyss is on high.

Families are the bedrock of our society.

An honest man is all right even if he's an idiot...but a crook must have brains.

I believe in sympathy, compassion and forgiveness.