When I approach villains, unless it's a drama, I'm a comedian, so I approach most things from a comedic point of view.

When you go out there to do comedy, you feel like you're doing battle with the audience a lot of the time. You're either going to get 'em, or you're not.

One of the favorite games I play, when I improv or take on a character, is what I like to call arrogant ignorance. That's the game I enjoy playing most.

It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then?

I think audiences can relate to the guys I'm playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about who they are, or who they're dating.

I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and I wasn't the biggest, so I got real good at running my mouth and making people laugh and using humor as a way to not get into fights.

I would live forever if I could, but not like this.

Loyalty. We're still loyal to the United States of America. Why? Because we too are Americans. We don't agree, but we will show our loyalty by our obedience.

Some like to understand what they believe in. Others like to believe in what they understand.

This is what has to be remembered about the law: Beneath that cold, harsh, impersonal exterior there beats a cold, harsh, impersonal heart.

The one who does not honor the teacher and the one who does not honor the task, although ever so knowledgeable, they are confused.

Everyone has access to a pen and paper, but to be a great writer is difficult.

I was in a commercial for the Disney channel. I was the camp leader for the campers.

Anybody out there who is a parent, if your kids want to paint their bedrooms,as a favor to me, let them do it. It'll be OK.

Create a dream and give it everything you have, you could be surprised just how much you are capable of achieving.

The magic formula that successful businesses have discovered is to treat customers like guests and employees like people.