When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Practice puts brains in your muscles.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out.

What abandoned course is that?

A traitor commits his crime but once. The rest/is retribution.

For the human soul is virtually indestructible, and its ability to rise from the ashes remains as long as the body draws breath.

You can what you wish to be.

Live and learn and pass it on.

This is why magic is worse even than quantum physics. Because, while both spit in the eye of common sense, I've never yet had a Higgs bosun turn up and try to have a conversation with me.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

The human race has to be bad at psychology; if it were not, it would understand why it is bad at everything else.

There is no physician like Him, none can save as He can; we love Him, and He loves us, and therefore we put ourselves into His hands.

But my favorite work is always my next piece.

I believe only a free society can ever be truly secure. The goal should be to make terrorists feel threatened, not the American people.