When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

Fear is never a good counselor and victory over fear is the first spiritual duty of man.

It was so pleasant, chaotic, emotionless, nameless-everything vibrating so beautifully in the universe without words.

It didn't feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who'd agreed to the job.

When I create characters for the world of others I realize how much I have yet to experience.

I wasn't an only child, but I was the youngest, and no one else in my family played music.

You really want to get a headache? Try to understand Internet advertising.

We have to bring back law and order in this country and I think the police are phenomenal people.

The theory has to be interpreted that extra dimensions beyond the ordinary four dimensions the three spatial dimensions plus time are sufficiently small that they haven't been observed yet.

Sodomy will always be a sin with god, even if its legal in Massachusetts.

Follow your passion. Help people along the way. Work very very hard and always come prepared.