When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

There was a monster in me that had to be fed by success. There is a monster in us all that has to be fed by something.

It was not about keeping a man

God listens to our weeping when the occasion itself is beyond our knowledge but still within His love and power.

Independent films have a very different cachet than success films.

Why don't you lay the footpaths where the students want to walk?

The act of naming is the great and solemn consolation of mankind

I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.

I will be going to Belgium to win -- and we will see how the weekend develops from there.

The wise is one only. It is unwilling and willing to be called by the name of Zeus.

This life is slow suicide, unless you read.