When I come to work each day, whether as a commentator for TheStreet.com or a host of Mad Money With Jim Cramer, I have only one thought in mind: helping people with their money.

It's the company itself, but most of these mutual fund companies, the guy who runs the company is just a fact totem and the guy who runs the money is the power. But we really don't know who they are.

Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away

But be very, very careful, because when you're playing with momentum, you're playing with fire.

Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I want to make money short- and long-term. I want to find good situations and exploit them.

We are all wrong so often that it amazes me that we can have any conviction at all over the direction of things to come. But we must.

I wish it grew on trees, but it takes hard work to make money.

I mean it's the most objective industry in the world. If your numbers stink, you're out. If your numbers are good, you get more money. It's the most Darwinian, it's beautiful, it's brutal, it works.

Oligopoly, plutocracy, kleptocracy: All things that are good for a shareholder.

Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week.

I mean I'm not smarter than the market, but I can recognize a good tape and a bad tape. I recognize when it's right and when it's wrong and that's what my strength is.

Her eyes were springs from which ecstasy drew water.

Some of us think we already know the answer. They are the people who close a book and never think about it again. To them, the story ends at the words 'The End' and that's that.

I'm no miracle man. I guarantee nothing but hard work.

Better confide and be deceiv'd, A thousand times, by treacherous foes, Than once accuse the innocent, Or let suspicion mar repose.

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We feel guilty for what we do. We feel shame for what we are.

Effective action is always unjust.

So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background.

I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.