When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights.

I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as I always was.

And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine.

It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

Uh, I just had an operation last March which was rather serious and I'm recuperating now. I'm on a very bland diet. But, uh, I'm lucky, I was just lucky, that's all.

No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.

And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.

I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illiterate.

Naturally, I'm conservative; I'm a Republican. I always was.

I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night and took lessons.

I do believe in poetry. I believe that there are creatures endowed with the power to put things together and bring them back to life

There is no life after death, so offer kindness to all, not in the next life but now.

the forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.

I don't quite hear what you say, but I beg to differ entirely with you.

Throughout history, self-styled arbiters have taken it upon themselves to decide the question of what can or cannot be the legitimate purview of art.

I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I received was just crazy.

Just make sure your children hate authority and they'll do fine.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

I don't expect never an easy match. I always expect difficult matches.

America decided we were going to stand by and let Americans die at the hands of terrorists a long time ago