When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

People are always trying to understand.There is only one way to do that.It is to discover < + i + >why< + i + > you want to understand.

Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the watch.

But the whole point of the Sixties was that you had to take people as they were. If you came in with us you left your class, and colour, and religion behind, that was what the Sixties was all about.

I can say to the German people that the United States has been good for Germany. Has looked out for Germany. Has provided security for Germany. Has helped rebuilt Germany. And unify Germany.

Civilization no longer needs to open up wilderness; it needs wilderness to help open up the still largely unexplored human mind.

The Doctor of our souls has placed the remedy in the hidden regions of the soul.

And every shepherd tells his tale Under the hawthorn in the dale.

Chaos is merely order waiting to be deciphered

It's not what you have to "do" that needs to change. It's first how you "think" that needs to change. It's who you have to "be" in order to "do" what needs to be done.

The manager has his eye on the bottom line; the leader has his eye on the horizon.