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Andrew Dice Clay Quotes: When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.
         

When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone.


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I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.



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