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When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.


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It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.



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Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.



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If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?



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I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.



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I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.





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