When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Nothing has ever been so painful or delicious as being so close to him and being unable to do anything about it: like eating ice cream so fast on a hot day you get a splitting headache.

Before Lind's experiments, scurvy was not clearly defined as a disease.The term was used as a catchphrase to include all manner of nautical ailments.

Take a daily action towards the achievement of your desired goals.

I definitely want to work with people who are artists and who are interested in being their best version of themselves.

The duty of a historian is simply to understand and then convey that understanding, no more than that.

I have always felt the basis of everything in life is sexual, and I will maintain that to my dying day

Smart marketing is about help not hype.

What is beautiful is right: what is unbeautiful is wrong.

Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.

The desire to do something because you find it deeply satisfying and personally challenging inspires the highest levels of creativity, whether it's in the arts, sciences, or business.